Tradespeople share funniest household requests

New research from Toolstation reveals that 37% of tradespeople and 41% of DIYers have found themselves in an unexpected, difficult, challenging, or funny situation either related to a DIY or work-related job.

When working with the public, the top extra requests included a variety of household or unexpected tasks such as being asked to move furniture, 67%, accepting deliveries, 53%, moving items to the attic, 31%, sweeping and hoovering, 21%, and making a cup of tea or coffee, 12%.

Surprisingly, 15% had even been asked to feed a family pet, 14% of those asked had been asked to pick up a parcel and 12% had been asked to take the bins out.

Here are some of Toolstation’s favourite situations:

  • “I was called out to gain entry to a home as the lady was locked out. I managed to get a window open so climbed through to be met by a huge snake asleep in the passage by the front door. The lady forgot to mention her snake can roam free.”
  • “I arrived at a large house after a callout, no answer at the door, heard voices to the rear, so walked around the back to find the lady of the house and friend stark naked, on sun loungers. So, I walked back to the gate and shouted, “Anyone there”, 30 seconds later the lady appeared with a kaftan on, her modesty and my embarrassment saved.”
  • “I sent an apprentice in to run some cables through some ceiling joists and supplied him with an electric drill. Job should have taken no more than half an hour. However, the customer rang and said the apprentice was taking a long time and had been over two hours. I went to site and the apprentice had drilled through two out of seven joists. The apprentice had been trying to drill through the joists but with drill in reverse.”
  • “Arrived at the customer’s house, materials hadn’t turned up after an hour of chasing, I ended up going for them. On returning to the job, the customer had started to rip out the kitchen which was strange as I was there to fit his bathroom, the customer had thought I was the kitchen fitter who was not due till three weeks after I had completed the bathroom, his wife was furious.”
  • “An elderly customer called and was panicking about her noisy boiler she thought was going to explode and she couldn’t turn it off. I arrived on site to find the cause was a faulty electric tin opener rattling the cutlery drawer beneath the boiler. So, I removed the tin opener batteries and threw it away.”
  • “I was once sent to a job by my company I used to work for. Sat with the customer for 15 minutes with a nice cup of tea. Lovely conversation but then he asked me what I wanted and what I was doing there – my boss had sent me to the wrong address.”

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